Maine-based writer, Sarah Cottrell is parenting, lifestyle, and humor writer. Her work is regularly featured at Scary Mommy and the Bangor Daily News where she oversees the blog network of more than 169 active bloggers. You can find her funny essays in five anthologies, including I Still Just Want To Pee Alone from the New York Time best-selling series. Connect with her on Facebook to keep up with the fun!
When I finally quit smoking, it was messy and took forever. This is precisely how quitting swearing feels.
#7. Making frozen milk pops to sooth my teething baby's sore gums
You know what I mean by baby talk, right? It isn’t just high-pitched gibberish. It also involves obnoxious body language.
Those were fighting words. And, honey, I wasn’t going to back down.
Our third and last child was born six months ago and we've had sex exactly twice since her birth. Judge all you want, but I'm totally happy with that.