holiday-toys

#6. Bribing your kids with sticky lollipops to make it through the wait is a mistake you will only make once.

#1. You will always be just a little bit better at hiding gifts than at remembering where you hid them.

#11. The more bags you’re precariously balancing, the more of your offspring will plead, “HOLD DIS MAMA.”

So you can go do something else. Win-win.