#3. Don't post photos of your night out on social media. Someone's feelings might get hurt.
#13. What TV show we'll watch when she finally goes to bed.
Our third and last child was born six months ago and we've had sex exactly twice since her birth. Judge all you want, but I'm totally happy with that.
I love you and need you now more than ever, FWK. But, please let me explain how our relationship will be different now that I'm a mom.