It's true: This conversation isn't much fun, but it's totally necessary.
As a kid, I was not a fan of chores. Now that I'm a parent, I’ve decided: Chores. Are. Awesome.
"How did that baby get IN your belly?" + other things your preschooler will bring up, loudly, in public.
They've turned you into a sweatpants-wearing chauffeur, referee, maid, and short order cook. Clearly, your kids have it coming.